Date Everything! The Quirky Dating Sim You Need From the wonderfully weird minds at Sassy Chap Games and brought to you by Team17, comes a dating sim that throws the rulebook out the window and then tries to ask the window out on a date. Get ready for a heartfelt and hilarious adventure that asks the question: Can you find love with a floor lamp? Welcome to Date Everything!So, your career in customer service just got automated by AI. Bummer. Just as you’re contemplating your life choices, a mysterious package arrives. Inside? A pair of slick "Dateviators"—magical glasses that reveal the secret, living souls of every object in your house. Suddenly, your trusty toaster has opinions, your comfy armchair seems a little lonely, and your blender… well, let's just say it's complicated.This isn't just a gimmick; it's a full-blown romantic RPG adventure. Every single item in your home has its personality, backstory, hopes, and dreams. Through conversation and your choices, you'll unravel their unique stories. Will you befriend the wise old bookshelf, get into a heated rivalry with a possessive gaming console, or find true love? In Date Everything!, the possibilities are endless.Key FeaturesDate Your Domicile: Everything is on the table! Your furniture, your appliances, your decor—each with a unique and fully-voiced personality waiting to connect with you. A Modern-Day Comedy: A charming and surprisingly relatable story that kicks off with losing your job to AI and spirals into a quest for love and friendship in the most unexpected of places. More Than Just a Fling: Your choices truly matter. Build deep relationships that can blossom into wholesome romance, loyal friendships, or even bitter rivalries with inanimate objects. A Star-Studded Household: An incredible cast of acclaimed voice actors brings your household to life, ensuring every witty line and emotional confession is delivered perfectly.Forget traditional dating sims with their predictable archetypes. Date Everything! is a one-of-a-kind narrative adventure that proves romance can be found anywhere, and your perfect match might just be an appliance you've owned for years. Go ahead, put on the glasses. You'll never look at your home the same way again after you Date Everything!